Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
