he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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