I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
cat food counts as protein by the way
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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