people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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