There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
