found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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