hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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