in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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