that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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