And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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