Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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