jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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