my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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