She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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