her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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