i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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