i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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