grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Never underestimate the power of titties
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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