11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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