All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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