my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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