We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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