these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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