I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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