ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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