wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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