Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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