I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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