dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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