Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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