Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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