Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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