Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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