I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Say something about gay babies.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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