We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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