So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize