i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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