wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
