im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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