I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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