Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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