just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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