O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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