Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So much rum. So many feels.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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