he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I party with great urgency now.
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