honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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