its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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