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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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