do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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