Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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