good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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