She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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