Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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