i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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