im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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