6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize