If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Those nachos came to me in a dream
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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